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AM I THE
RED FLAG?
if you have to ask... you probably are.
but let's find out for sure.
THE FACT THAT YOU GOOGLED THIS
is itself a red flag. but we appreciate the self-awareness.
scroll down. we need to talk.
THE DIAGNOSIS CHECKLIST
select everything that applies. be honest. nobody's watching. except your future therapist.
red flag density
0 / 20 selected
start checking boxes...
What is a red flag, really?
A red flag in relationships is a warning sign, a behaviour or pattern that suggests emotional unavailability, manipulation, avoidance, or general chaos energy. The tricky part? Most red flags don't know they're red flags.
The checklist above covers the most common ones: avoidant attachment, passive-aggressive communication, breadcrumbing, commitment-phobia, and the classic "i just don't do labels" defence. If you checked more than seven, we gently suggest calling someone who charges by the hour.
This site is satire. But also it isn't. You know who you are.
The self-awareness paradox
Knowing your flaws doesn't fix them. But it's a start. A very, very small start.
Attachment theory
A lot of this comes down to anxious vs avoidant styles. Read "Attached" by Levine and Heller. Life-changing, annoyingly.
Therapy is not a punishment
It's a shortcut. The people who go fastest in life are the ones who asked for directions.
from the same unhinged mind